OK. So we've established that my boys like their fruits and veggies. They like them so much in fact, that they are extremely regular little guys. They continue to poop at least 2 -3 times each day.
This makes it difficult to bathe them. We have switched over to showers for this purpose.
Last night, I was a bit bored and not looking forward to Dave arriving home late from work. Because of that, I decided I would bathe the boys. They were a mess from a day full of fun, so I knew I couldn't put it off for their nanny to do today.
I herded them all into the bathroom to many happy squeals of "tubby! tubby!". I stripped them down and put them in the tub. Sammy had a poopy diaper so I was relieved to see that at least he wouldn't poop in the tub (hopefully).
I was hoping to stretch this glorious tubby out for a good 30 minutes.
I start soaping up the boys and there were bubbles flying everywhere. Everybody was giggling and splashing. Yay! What a fun time, Mommy!
I peek over at Nate and see a "turtle head poking out". I rush him over to the toilet and before I could get the cover up, he pooped on the floor.
Phew! Crisis averted! I'd rather have poop on the floor than in the tub. With a quick clean up, he was back in the tub.
More splashing, giggling, and goofing around and all of a sudden...
a foot long poop snake was spotted!!!
HOLY SH!(*&#@!!! (literally)
I hadn't washed their hair yet. What was I supposed to do?
(no judging here people...until it happens to you)
I ran around and tried to scoop up poop with a paper towel while draining the tub.
WRONG!
The poop disinigrated in my paper toweled hand and the boys kept pushing the drain stopper back down.
AHHHHHHH!!!
I decided to get the biggest chunks out of the tub and keep pulling the drain stopper. Then I took down the shower head and sprayed them all down, soaped up their hair, and rinsed them off.
I pulled them all out of the tub and diapered them up...
...then I left the poop in the tub for Dave to clean up.
I was all set with that!!!
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