OK. We know I'm hormonal, but lately things are getting to me. Here's a short list. Believe me there's more, but these are the top 3 right now. Maybe I'll start a regular post of these as they come up.
#1 How are you feeling?
Here's my answer: Do you REALLY want to know? You probably don't. If you ask this question at the wrong time, be prepared for TMI. I have no shame in telling you about my most recent bowel issues or things that are leaking out of places or the crazy cramps I'm getting in funny (inappropriate) places. SO BEWARE!!! A more appropriate question would be: How are the babies? or Do you have any updates about the babies?
#2 Are they natural?
Here's my answer: Nope, I asked Jepetto if he could head out to the work shop and whip up 3 more wooden puppets. Or I asked Xavier Roberts to head out to the Cabbage Patch and pick me 3 little plastic/cloth babies with yarn hair. Hello people!!! If you're asking this question, you need to rethink your approach.
#3 Any sort of reference to Octomom/John & Kate
How are we similar? We have multiples? Yes. That's true. However, that's where the similarities end. I have a job and I don't plan on having the state support my babies. I am only mean to my husband sometimes and my hair is relatively normal. C'mon people! It's insulting to say the least! P.S. I'm only having 3!!!
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Hey Kate...oh, I mean Renee! How are you feeling?! Just wanted to know if you wanted me to bring popcorn to Eli's party ? ;) Hope you are doing awesome quatromom!!! See you soon and looking forward to harassing you more ;)!!!!
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